Lazy Fuck: The Bed In
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Lazy Fuck: The Bed In

2 Are you a lazy fuck? Do you want to wear pajamas all day long but don’t want to look like a sad division 3 college student during exam season? Is comfort the most important thing?  Does the D-word terrify you? It’s dignity. Is hygiene something you do because society is so bloody insistent on the topic? We here at Fuss Tower do not relate in the least, but it doesn’t mean we don’t care! So we have created Lazy Fuck: The Bed In.

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Lazy Fuck: The Bed In is inspired by one of the most famous and useless protests in the history of mankind. Yoko Ono and her husband John something, organized a bed-in to protest the Vietnam War. Taking a stand by not doing anything. WAIT! Were John and Yoko the original millennials!? That’s brilliant; consider it copy written!

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At any rate, they inspired Fussie and me, who love a good bed-in to build a story around. We like to protest things like New York City in the summer, straight guys in tank tops, and public transport including but not limited to: the subway, buses, yellow cabs, AmTrak, economy class and other means of conveyance with Holocaust undertones.

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So we took our long underwear from Champion and dressed it up for trips outside. A simple plaid shirt, like this one from Luigi Borrelli Napoli, can easily cover the fact that you won’t change merely to appease the liberal media’s notions of social decorum. If you want to fashion it up a bit just add Air Max, a shirt around your waist, a CK Jeans cropped sweatshirt, toss on a light weight ACNE Studios jacket, and you’re ready for fashion week! Not a good fashion week though, think Barcelona, Sydney or LA.

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And what’s best?! By the time you get from the front door back to your bed, shedding layers is literally instant! And we’ll go out on a limb here and guess that you’re in a studio apartment- so you’re all set! God bless you, you Lazy Fuck: The Bed In!!!

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  • Roseanna says: October 21, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    That’s really shdrwe! Good to see the logic set out so well.

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