We here at Fussie HQ LOVE a good CON. What an honest place for people to just be themselves- be it furry, drag queen, crazy cat lover, porn star, or Magic Mike XXL style stripper. These are the places where you-do-you. This fanaticism speaks to us. So we have selected Top Cons Not to Be Missed…
1.) CatCon LA- June 25-26th 2016
Obviously, this one is super important to our list of Top Cons Not to Be Missed. I love all the four legged creatures baby Jesus created, but cats are special. I think it’s their icy indifference that sends us begging for more. BUT! The good people at ArmTheAnimals.com have an amazing giveaway going on right now!
Until May 24, 2016, every 20$ you spend on our site is an entry into our giveaway. So not only are you shopping to save animals, but you are also shopping to possibly win our giveaway. The main prize is a hotel, airfare, and admission to Cat Con for two. If Cat Con isn’t the winners cup of tea, they can choose our second option, which is a brand new Mac Book Pro. You can hear more about it here.
2.) AnthroCon Pittsburgh- June 30-July 3rd
As previously stated on this blog, we love a FURRY! Or rather we love fur and are fascinated by furries. While they take themselves mighty seriously, they still fly their freak flag proudly. AnthroCon is their time to meet and greet… Biblically.
Even though their website leaves something to be desired- these good people, who like to dress up like chipmunks and fuck, have installed a countdown!! 41 days to go!
3.) Male Stripper CON New Orleans- Probably around August…
It’s Real!! The Magic Mike XXL CON is real!!! This particular convention was a mighty hard one to track down… There is an annual one in Myrtle Beach, like the movie, but it all female strippers and they’re just sad. So the good people of New Orleans banded together and made on for the guys!
-A moment while I address the gays, this is a heteronormative male stripper fest- You are sadly not welcome…
4.) Porn Con!! Every year at the end of January.
Next on our list of Top Cons Not to Be Missed is actually kind of tragic. Like most straight sex, you get the distinct feeling not everyone wants to be there. But! No one can put it better than the creators, so:
AVN Media Network is the definitive source for all that is adult entertainment. Founded 32 years ago, it is the world’s largest consolidator of industry news, content, and information, as well as a multifaceted corporation that creates, produces, aggregates and disseminates unparalleled content for consumers as well as the business side of the adult industry. Also, AVN perennially sets the industry standard for live trade and fan events that target the video, the internet, novelty and retail sectors of the adult entertainment industry. Most notably, AVN produces a quadruple threat of state-of-the-art events every January in Las Vegas, Nevada, that includes the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Novelty Expo, and The Internet, and annually culminates in the world famous AVN Awards, the Oscars of Porn, which is repeatedly broadcast on Showtime®.
5.) Rupaul’s DragCon L.A. April 29th & 30 2017
And finally on our list of Top Cons Not to Be Missed is RuCON! What could be better than a convention of drag queens run by Rupaul Charles, the high priestess of everything? Literally nothing. LITERALLY! All the tongue-clicking in the world won’t get you tickets to this show- though. It consistently sells out in record time! However if you are one of the lucky ones, you’ll meet the industry’s top stars like Chad Michaels, Alyssa Edwards, and Katya in all their heavenliness. Check out more here!